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policy with the cows ... Murphy's Law



SOCIALISM:
you have 2 cows.
Your neighbors help you to deal with it and you split the milk with him.

COMMUNISM:
you have 2 cows. The government
you takes them and sells you the milk.

FASCISM:
you have 2 cows. The government
you takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism
you have 2 cows.
The government takes the white cow and kill the black.

DICTATORSHIP:
you have 2 cows. The police confiscated the
you and shoots you.

feudalism
you have 2 cows.
The landowner gets half of the milk.

DEMOCRACY:
you have 2 cows.
Voting to decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY:
you have 2 cows.
Voting for who will elect the person who will decide who gets the milk.

ANARCHY:
you have 2 cows. Let
organize themselves in self-management.

CAPITALISM:
you have 2 cows.
You sell one and have to buy a bull calf with which to start a farm.

savage capitalism:
you have 2 cows. Make
slaughter the first and the second obligation to produce as much milk as cows 4. At the end
dismiss the worker who is dealing with accused of allowing the cow to die of exhaustion.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM postmodern:
you have 2 cows.
You sell three to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother on your bank. Then
make an exchange of letters of credit with an interest in a company subject to public bid and the transaction gain 4 cows, benefiting also from a tax deduction for the possession of 5 cows.
rights on milk production of six cows are transferred from a third party on behalf of a Panamanian company based in the Cayman Islands illegally possessed by a shareholder who sells the rights to your company on milk production of cows 7.
on the books of the company listed eight ruminants, with the option to purchase an animal unteriore.
Meanwhile, have you broken the 2 cows because they get dirty and stink. When they are caught
to become President ...

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"If something can go wrong will. "

Edward A. Murphy Jr. seems to have been one of the engineers experimented with rocket-on-rails made by the U.S. Air Force in 1949 to test the tolerance of the human body acceleration (USAF project MX981). One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted on different parts of the body of the subject. There were two ways in which each sensor could be glued to its support, and somebody methodically rode them all 16 the wrong way.

Murphy delivered his historic sentence
"if there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it. "

which was reported by the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) at a press conference a few days later.

(from Wikipedia)

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SCHEME 2

I will always be the one who complains, I will always say the same things, but we do not understand how to take the piss out of us in this way and not be so blatant nothing.

Our dear government since the first day of the scheme (in case I do not use this term), has done nothing but create laws to protect the Prime Minister.

Today a target of these criminals has been achieved, with immunity for the four highest offices of state.

spit upon what is written in every courtroom, "LAW AND 'THE SAME FOR ALL" ... (Shit that huge), even before it was not so, the time often wore long periods of limitation. People accused of false accounting and fraudulent bankruptcy, to pay up under house arrest (in the rest of the world 30 years). Killers exiled to hotel overlooking the sea or turned into stars of the show or literature (Elsewhere, you can choose between life imprisonment or capital punishment). Those who govern must be clean and transparent, must not have shadows. If a person is affixed with a clear conscience and the law does not need to build walls to protect against anathematizing judiciary or the judges, because they do nothing but work for which they are employed.

I am outraged and insulted my intelligence!

I wonder how it may be possible that although these people do what they want, never mind the morality of the constitution and democracy as mentioned elsewhere, there are still people that during the meetings and rallies applaud moved and convinced of voting delegates that truly make the interests of citizens.

SVEGLIAAAAAAAAAA

They are using the technique of the python, which holds the coils wrapped the prey with every breath of the victim to suffocate.

Absolutely disgusted greet

elfuser

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There are 3 modules divided in order of difficulty to assess the English language.

1 - Form Beginners:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

In English:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which Which witch watch Swatch watch?


2 - Advanced Module:

Three witches 'trans' watch three Swatch watch straps.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch straps?

In English:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch Swatch watch switches Which watch?


3 - Form Master:

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swatch watches Swiss straps.
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch strap that?

In English:
Three Swedish switched witches watch three swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swedish switched witch watch swiss Swatch watch switches Which?

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WATCHMEN: THE MOVIE!


E 'trailer released today!

1985, the United States of America won the Vietnam War and are still in the cold war, on the brink of nuclear war with the Soviet Union.
Richard Nixon was elected president three times and the superheroes were forced to retire to private life after being outlawed.
When one of his early colleagues is murdered, Rorschach, with the help of other ex-heroes spring into action to foil a plot ...



Performers:


Patrick Wilson (Nite Owl), Jackie Earle Haley

(Rorschach), Matthew Goode

(Ozymandias);

Billy Crudup (Dr. Manhattan )
Jefferey Dean Morgan
(The Comedian), Malin Akerman

(Silk Spectre).





Written by:

ALAN MOORE

E 'entered the world of comics in 1980, working on Doctor Who Weekly and 2000 AD. These were soon followed by the series Marvelman superhero (published in America as Miracleman), and V for Vendetta, which won him the Eagle Award for best writer in 1982 and 1983. Later wrote Swamp Ting series that won numerous other awards. In 1987 Moore won the award for Kirby Watchmen.

Designed by:

DAVE GIBBONS

started drawing comics in 1973. He worked very hard to 2000 AD, on the Harlem Heroes series, Dan Dare and Rogue Trooper. In 1982, Gibbons began working for DC Comics, Green Lantern on stories. In 1987 he won a special prize along with Alan Moore Jack Kirby, as the best example of collaboration between writer and artist, just for Watchmen. He has worked with Stan Lee to the source "alternative" Green Lantern. Gibbons works and lives in England with his family.

Director: Zack Snyder



known for taking on the big screen films like Shaun of the Dead and the graphic novel by Frank Miller 300.

TRAILER

OFFICIAL

Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes
?
Who watches the watchmen?
(who guards the guardians?)
- Juvenal, Satires, VI, 347
Quoted in the headnote of the report of
Tower Commission, 1987

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A bouquet of roses for girlfriend? € 80 with mastercard

a calling card to invite you to leave? 100 € with mastercard

A dinner out? 200 € with mastercard

A box of condoms? € 30 with mastercard

A television cathode 15 "if the evening goes wrong? 300 € with mastercard

A new bicycle style holland? 300 € with mastercard

understand why everything is more expensive with mastercard is priceless

There are things that you can not pay ...

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THE NUCLEAR

These days we hear much of a return to nuclear power in Italy, and I think it says a lot of inaccuracies.
In 1987 Italy was voted in a referendum that abolished the nuclear in this country, politicians who are in favor of nuclear power plants argue that the outcome of that referendum was packed in a strong way the tragedy of Chernobyl, and many Italians rode the wave of fear and decided as a result, these politicians today that reasoning is no longer valid, since this was done with a central old old technologies, we are now central to the third generation risk does not exist, the most ever in their view, this would be non-polluting clean energy and compare it to the one created by the "energy plants", I wonder how the Minister Scajola and the UDC leader Casini, have not yet been awarded the Nobel Prize to physics, and as their many other managers or businessmen disguised as politicians argue that all these theories based on nothing, you probably have an advantage staff because everything they say there is nothing scientific. Economically
build nuclear power stations is not convenient for several reasons, first is a uranium fuel in 35 \\ 40 years runs out, the construction of a single central coast from 5000 to 7000 billion €, and then comes the need for banks to fund this project, in Italy would be needed for a region, bearing in mind that the beginning of construction until they are closed, there will range from 10 \\ 15 years, and then blessed these third-generation plants will have become outdated exist because those fourth-generation plus all these will only serve to cover 7% of domestic needs, not to mention the risk factor, it is because the safety of the plants is calculated based on a game of chance, then those who argue that there is no likelihood of accidents, says a misstatement, then there is the problem of waste disposal, all over the world there is only one secure site where you put them.
Someone will tell you that in France thanks to nuclear energy is cheaper, and that is the ideal solution for the French energy plan, in fact, all costs covered by the cost of maintaining nuclear weapons, and the 59 plants present cover only 20% of French needs, and to cool the reactors is need a lot of water, France uses 40% of its water resources, as if he understood a few years ago there was a hot summer and thus passed away the water, and other reactors had to be turned off, the elderly found themselves without power to run air conditioners, and some of them failed to pass the summer.
In Central America the last was built in 1979, President Zapatero of Spain said that by 2011 all nuclear power stations will close, the way to go is the use of renewable energy, no pollution, produce low cost energy For example, because the sun is available to everyone, but above all it clean energy, Germany, thanks to solar energy produces 17% of its needs, and thinking this was certainly not think of the sun, here in Italy than in the sun we could use the wind and the motion of the sea, we could create so much energy that it can export, so we are no longer strongly dependent as we are now.
In conclusion I believe the way forward is that of renewable energy, and not that of nuclear power plants, LNG terminals and "energy plants", both harmful and unnecessary.

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time-pass-pass ... ...

I know, I know I already had to post some little article on martial arts, but not I still have to organize themselves so well to the point where we can provide good material ...

Despite what I write now, time passes and will continue to go ... So why not propose some aphorisms about the weather??

"In order not to be tortured the martyrs of Time, get drunk without ceasing! With wine, poetry or virtue as you please."
Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867), French poet and critic.
From: "The spleen of Paris" .